Sunday, January 12, 2025

Trump Announces the all new - 2025 Ford Lump


 

Just what you need to cruise around town in style.

It's true!
Ford has announced the launch of the all new 2025 Ford Lump.
Inspired by the president elect of the United States, Donald J. Trump ...who wants to Make Automobiles Great Again
Mr.Trump hopes to do for Ford what Hitler did for Volkswagen, and create the new 'peoples car'.  

Features galore!
  • Cup holders for 6 super sized big slurpee's
  • 2 Gun racks
  • V7 engine that runs on leaded fuel only
  • Lazy Boy recliner seating
  • Under seat storage for adult diapers
  • Double wide units available for the growing family
  • Limited Edition "The Trump Lump" comes in Fools Gold exterior paint and red velvet upholstery  

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